7e7enteenblack:

where’s kanye west when u need him

YOU PIECE OF SHIT. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
◥		Anonymous

I’m Sara! 

vvorldwideweb:

a haiku about life 

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha no

the perks of being an ugly piece of shit

(Source: saticfy)

pau1y:

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

methlabrador:

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Taylor Swift.

Harry Styles: Raises hand.
Joe Jonas: Raises hand.
John Mayer: Raises hand.
Taylor Lautner: Raises hand.
Cory Montieth: Raises hand.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Raises hand.
Lucas Till: Raises hand.
Conor Kennedy: Raises hand.
Brandon Borello: Raises hand
Garrett Hedlund: Raises hand.
Zac Efron: Raises hand.
Toby Hemingway: Raises hand.
Louis Tomlinson: Raises hand

erektions:

i think people often forget that True Blood had a character named Eggs Benedict

leonmcgann:

long distance relationship

(Source: toastandemily)

marieleafbread:

the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating